When I first saw the headline in todayâ€™s Washington Post, I fell off my chair (which just goes to show that, in the search for knowledge and meaning, it is dangerous to drink and derive). I was astounded. Could it be true? Had the Saints really chosen to smile down upon us in such a glorious fashion? Could our long national nightmare finally be over? Had the last chapter of Incurious George and the Reign of Error been written? Would we no longer have to fear that Bush the Bumbler would inadvertently â€œinsticateâ€? a â€œnucularâ€? war? Could we be so fortunate? But there was the headline, in black and white: â€œBush Agrees to Six-Year Deal With the Saints, Will Report Today.â€? Whoâ€™dâ€™ve thunk it?