On Thursday, the President toured a small metalworking company in Green Bay. This photo, courtesy of the AP, shows Mr. Bush vainly attempting to bend a steel bar with his bare hands. An anonymous source disclosed afterwards that the President had viewed the movie, Superman Returns, during the flight to Wisconsin and was “quite inspired” by it.
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“I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!”
“I have to bend it! If I look weak it will only embolden the terrorists!”
“That’s it! As soon as I get back to the White House I’m going to order them to carpet-bomb this place!”
TK: thanks for the chuckles…