Kmareka is a wonderful forum for exchanging ideas, and the rules of civility, sensibly applied, allow enough breathing room for serious discussion. This is not the place for profanity and gratuitous vulgarity. If profanity is what you are looking for, Iâ€™d recommend Jesusâ€™ General. Iâ€™m copying this post from one of the Generalâ€™s contributors, The Jivester, because it made me laugh. Is it a satire on the Presidentâ€™s recent speeches about the Iraq War? We ripoff, you decide.
One day a man was riding a bicycle in the street, on his way to meet friends before going off to his job at the factory. It was a fine day, and the man smiled as he rode through the streets of the town, honking his little horn and waving to the shopkeepers he had grown fond of over the years. He was eventually struck by a bus and then run over by another bus and finally smashed completely flat by a third bus.
Please send money to help us help him fight death. Please let us continue this important fight–just a few more dollars, rightly used, and he could be up and about in no time. Pay no attention to the footage of the fourth bus running over him ( “godd*mnit man!”) as this is the kind of footage that naysayers exploit, and serves to crush the morale of the emts and paramedics who depend on your support as they perform their difficult–damn, a fifth bus just totally smithereened that guy. [read more]
The Jivester hangs out at Correntewire. Ya gotta stop gritting your teeth sometimes and just laugh.