I should be happy to see a local boy make good. I should be a fan. Or maybe not. I’ve heard that Family Guy can be pretty offensive. Maybe I’d be offended if I watched it.

But I cannot. Everyone in it looks like Garfield. Garfield did not look like a cat, he did not act like a cat, and he wasn’t funny. Something about the half-closed eyes on all the characters in Garfield and Family Guy–it just bothers me. It’s a free country, I know, and I’ll defend to the death their right to draw these cartoons. But I can’t stand to look at them.