Category Archives: Humor

Resolutions 2011

Haven’t made them yet. If I get really behind there’s always Chinese New Year in a couple of months. I did find a good starter list at the ‘Society for the Confluence of Festivals in India’ where they not only have their resolutions up, but will help you start the New Year laughing. * Just [...]

Happy 2011

Best wishes in the New Year for all, especially our readers and a special thanks to all who comment on our site and keep it lively. My neighbor called me up to tell me that there is an apparition in my back yard. This smiley face just appeared in the snow, no footprints, no sign [...]

A Halloween Message

This has been posted all over, but I’m going to put it here because it’s in the spirit of season, and I’m a huge fan of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark…

All Our Readers Will Ace This Test

ProJo.com is running a MENSA practice test. I got six out of ten, and it only took me a half hour and 2 pieces of paper.

Unicorns

Kmareka News Room Friends, times are tough and stats are down.  Kmareka’s marketing consultant says it’s because our site lacks unicorns. Ironically, all the posts on Kmareka are written by unicorns.  We pretended to be nurses and social workers to give our site a touch of the exotic, but in real life we are just [...]

Rally to Restore Sanity

Finally, an event I can get behind, a tonic for the polarized politics and pugnacious punditry that pollutes the public discourse: The Rally to Restore Sanity. The event was announced yesterday by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show and is scheduled to be held in Washington, DC on October 30. Not to be outdone, Stephen [...]

Five Makes You an Ace

That’s what my husband said when I told him that Rush Limbaugh is getting married for the fourth time. It’s not to Ann Coulter, though you’d think they would have been made for each other. Maybe next time around. Mr. Limbaugh somehow finds time to smirk at Al and Tipper Gore, who announced their separation [...]

Nominal Purity

I’m posting this for a laugh before work. A blogger reports on a plan to remove all Spanish place names from Arizona. He’s an academic. His name is Professor Smart—. Do you think this might be satire?

You Know You’re Having A Bad Day When…

Just when I thought that nothing particularly interesting occurs out here in Western Massachusetts, I ran across the following news item: Woman Runs Down Lord Jesus Christ in Massachusetts Street The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk, but police haven’t. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been [...]

Several Mice Were Euthanized

Honestly, I don’t know why I bother to read the news and stay informed. All it does is make my head throb and my stomach roil. Of the four major food groups, two of mine are aspirin and antacids. I munch ‘em like a ballplayer eating sunflower seeds. That can’t be healthy. Some recent news [...]

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