Don’t Persecute Fashion Victims

They are suffering enough. Common Dreams reports that a judge threw out a charge against a man wearing droopy pants.

I would not admit to being with a guy who was nearly thrown out of the Met Cafe by Sen. Josh Miller for letting his pants droop before it became fashionable and legally defensible. That’s the price you pay for being ahead of your time. And the old Met was demolished a long time ago. And Josh’s establishments now have seats and tables so no one will see you standing around with your pants drooping.