In a daring experiment, Ninjanurse discovered that french fries left in a styrofoam take-out container overnight could be restored almost to their original crispiness with just three minutes under the broiler.
Will this research benefit mankind? Or is this subject to mis-use, especially by those who preach health reform but have a bad habit of eating while blogging? Indeed, knowledge is a two-edged sword. Indeed, it is easier to inhale calories than to burn them off.
And Hope Street Pizza has the best french fries on the planet, even reheated.
In related news, studies show that middle-aged women need to exercise an hour a day to avoid gaining weight.
Middle-aged men need merely grow a beard, dress interestingly and cultivate some charm and they can still star in big-budget movies. I’ve started going to the gym.