Yes folks, you heard it here first. Kmareka’s crack reporting team, with the help of a psychic freelancing from the National Enquirer, broke the news before it happened. As predicted in ‘Paris Hilton Suffers for our Sins’, Paris has found religion. I have to give her credit for bypassing the total drug-fueled destruction phase, seeing as she got redemption before she lost her looks, teeth, liver, etc.

In an interview with Barbara Walters on Sunday she shares the light with the rest of us…

“I know now that I can make a difference, that I have the power to do that. I have been thinking that I want to do different things when I am out of here,” she said. “I have become much more spiritual. God has given me this new chance.”

The interview went on to say that Lee Baca, the Los Angeles sheriff who tried to get her out of his jail, has agreed to meet with activist type personality, Al Sharpton, to discuss allegations that Ms. Hilton might possibly have been given preferential treatment over the average prisoner. Say it ain’t so. Kmareka could claim that we also predicted this, but it is less prediction than pointing out the obvious. Do we still get credit for that?

I think that when she gets out of jail Paris Hilton should meet with Al Sharpton to discuss spiritual matters. I’m sure they’ll find common ground for discussion. They both have a talent for being omnipresent, which is a divine attribute, and they both belong to exclusive groups. Ms. Hilton is one of the super-rich, and Mr. Sharpton has treasure in Heaven, since he is a Pentecostal Minister. Paris can find out how to get herself set up for a mansion in Heaven that will be even better than the one she has now. I doubt that she will share her earthly wealth with any of Mr., I mean Rev. Sharpton’s causes or do him much political good either, but it will be an act of Christian charity on his part to save her soul. And he’ll get some great press.