Neuroscientists in Texas, apparently fed up with years of being called geeks and given wedgies, have reportedly located a gene in the brains of mice which, when turned off, prevent the mice from being intimidated by their bigger, more aggressive peers. What originally started as one scientist’s displacement of aggression on mice—reportedly by dressing some up in tiny lab coats and then putting them in a cage with mice known to bully—turned into a National Institute of Mental Health funded study, the results of which were published this week in the journal Science.
Lawmakers on Capitol Hill hailed the discovery, with many Democrats—such as Senator Joe Lieberman of Connecticut—expressing strong interest in being research subjects in the initial human trials of the procedure. Representative Tom DeLay, R-Texas, promptly called them all “a bunch of weenies.�