This is the best spoof I’ve read so far on the Quailgate incident.

Vice President Cheney accidentally killed a man during a previous hunting trip, the White House reluctantly confirmed today. During a deer hunting expedition on a friend’s eight billion dollar ranch, a man “ran into Cheney’s knife” several times while Cheney was gutting and dressing a deer, wealthy Republican Party donors and eyewitnesses said.

The man who died was Willford Buchs, a Bush family accountant who “took care of the books” for the Bushes and several Bush companies, and was later appointed Director of the Texas Accounting Commission after the previous commissioner was dismissed for revealing irregularities in the accounting practices of Buchs’s clients.

Buchs’s death was ruled a suicide by Sen. Dr. Bill Frist, who examined Mr. Buchs by polaroid. Cheney’s involvement with the death has not previously been disclosed, although it occurred a little more than a year ago. The incident was uncovered by the press after reporters discovered Buchs’s mummified carcass on the ground last week and began asking questions.

For a complete dose of chuckles, you can read the whole thing at the link above.