
Since the world increasingly appears to be going to heck in a handbasket, I thought it might be nice to offer a brief interlude, of sorts, from all the news of death and destruction by inviting the readers of this humble blog to come up with an amusing caption or two for the photo above, which features the leader of the free world demonstrating his fine diplomacy skills with a German baby. Here’s a few that I came up with:
* Bush Approval Ratings At All-Time Low Among Infants
* Bush The Decider But Not The Pacifier
* President Refuses To Change….Diaper
* At G-8 Summit, Bush Brings French Leader To Tears
Now, it’s your turn. Bring ’em on.
I like #3: …refuses to change…
How about a Malkin headline: “Infant Part of NYTimes Plot to Ruin Presidency”
Bush claims WMD in Bush-Cheney infant clone.
“NOOOOO!! Don’t put my life in his hands!”
I can tell by the smell this kid is “dissing” me and he’s not even old enough to vote.
“President announces discovery of pampers of mass destruction in Iraq”
“I’m sorry, kid, but my Vice President is hungry.”
“Reincarnated Kenneth Lay headlines Republican fundraiser.”
Thanks to everyone for your headlines — these are all really funny. Thomas, I think you got the biggest laugh out of me with “pampers of mass destruction…”