Wow, is it a conspiracy? Synchronicity? A mere coincidence?

As Rhode Island reels from the epic clash between Tim Hortons and marriage equality, a doctor takes on the doughnut industry, and is crushed beneath its massive girth.

PENSACOLA, Fla. – Dr. Jason Newsom railed against burgers, french fries, fried chicken and sweet tea in his campaign to promote better eating in a part of the country known as the Redneck Riviera. He might still be leading the charge if he had only left the doughnuts alone.

Pensacola is now minus a doctor and donuts rule.