Howard Stern Brings in 6 Million Subscribers for Sirius

When I saw the 60 minutes special with Ed Bradley a little while ago saying that Sirius had signed a contract with Howard Stern to pay him half a billion dollars over the next 5 years, I was incredulous. Now I am astounded. Howard Stern is actually producing. They now have 6 million subscribers. And they are going to pay Howard Stern an extra $83 million for this. Seriusly. (Yes, it’s a pun.)

I’m going to ask Howard Stern to donate 20 million to our local school department here in Cranston. What d’ya think? Perhaps he’ll take pity on us, when he sees that our schools are just trying to bring up difficult suburban teenagers like him.