A New Head for Hitler

BERLIN (Reuters) – A waxwork of Adolf Hitler will return to Berlin’s new Madame Tussauds as soon as experts have restored the head ripped off by a demonstrator on its opening day, the museum said on Monday.[more]

Wow! Maybe the Wax Museum vandal should have tried a body tackle. Hitler won’t be out of commission for long. The show will go on. It can’t take too long to whip up another Hitler head.

Think of all the people out there who would have liked to have decapitated Hitler but can’t afford to go to Germany. I want to do something to help them, and myself. So I am offering a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a unique business opportunity–Wax Hitlers.

They’ll be about 18 inches tall, and people can buy them and rip their heads off. Don’t try to steal this idea, my brother-in-law is a lawyer. Just contact me at Kmareka.com for details. This could be the new Pet Rock.


2 thoughts on “A New Head for Hitler

  1. Nancy, I’m in!

    I have, in fact, just submitted this to Digg under the category of “Odd”. And I will probably post this on my blog and send it to General J.C. and post on facebook.

    Are there other waxen dictators we need to attend to?

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