LiveScience reports that cats control their humans. No kidding. If anyone else ripped the keys off my laptop and peed on my reports I’d take offense. But when Fluffy does these things I can’t hold a grudge. He’s on my lap a half-hour later. Why? What are cats good for anyway? Why do I love them so?
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My brother in law had a mean junkyard shepherd/rottweiler/husky mix that was a really dangerous dog-they also had two cats in the house.The dog was terrified of them.
I like the dog because he pissed on the brand new boots of a no good creep who was married to my sister in law for 27 years.
I thought the guy was going to have a coronary right there.Never worked a day in his life.Good dog.
Hmmm, it took a study to learn that cats control their humans? My two are so patient! They still have confidence they will get me trained. I’m more difficult than many humans it seems.
Fluffy shot out the back door like a rocket, enjoyed a few hours being feral, and somehow found his way back home. Whew!
They’re smarter than we are.
That’s why.
Oh–and cuter, too.