Friends, times are tough and stats are down. Kmareka’s marketing consultant says it’s because our site lacks unicorns.
Ironically, all the posts on Kmareka are written by unicorns. We pretended to be nurses and social workers to give our site a touch of the exotic, but in real life we are just regular old unicorns.
Some unicorns, when they come out of the closet, get to write best-selling books and give interviews. So far, all I’m hearing is, “Good! Now I’ll finally have room to hang up my clothes.”
But unicorns are people too. Sort of. Or more like horses. Think of how dedicated we are to learn to type with our hooves. Really, you will find no better unicorn journalism than here at Kmareka.